Things you should know about me...
1.) As a child, I would take naps ONLY in the hopes that, if I thought/dreamed about it enough, when I woke up I would be a canine instead of a humanoid.
2.) I think, but I am not exactly sure, that if you looked up nerd in the dictionary there might be a picture or reference to me in some way.
3.) I like lists, but I am terribly random (I like to call myself non-linear because it sounds nice) so they generally have no order or purpose.
4.) I can not for the life of me remember actors faces, their names, or what they were in...but if you ask me who is rapping or singing in a song I can usually recognize the voice.
5.) I have the worlds coolest dog, and I love her.
6.) My seeeeeeessster Marcel is pretty cool...you could say that I like her, but that would really only apply on days that end in 'y' and every other weekend.
7.) I graduated from a very small college where I majored in being awesome, and also being really really cool (it was a double major--verrrrrrry difficult to accomplish).
8.) Where Marcel is stylish and fun, I am geeky and wild (also I very much like the word 'wild'). So, probably you will like everything she posts, and when I post you will say something like "Oh silly Bethany...she is so geeky and wild, but also those colors should never be put together in the same outfit. Someone help her!"
9.) Since we were talking in No. 8 about my incredible wild side, I feel it is only fair for you to know that I am mostly an introvert. So, when I say 'wild' I mean that I am wild on the inside and if you look closely you might see my inner child doing wild things, but probably never me.
10.) Speaking of my inner child, you should know that she is mean...but I am not. I am very nice :)
11.) Here are all of my favorite subjects (just in case you ever want to strike up a conversation with me and need an idea) in no particular order:
a.) The Apocalypse
b.) Polygamy
c.) Robots
d.) Wolves
e.) Cults
f.) Reading Books
g.) Infectious Diseases
or any of those things combined into one super category!
12.) That is all you could ever want or need to know about me, happy day for you!
